On a vender (Audrey from Look Outside)

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You had always been stuck in your apartment block although now that the world was actively ending you figured that you had made a good choice in not going outside. You didn’t know exactly what was happening out there but what you did know was that anything that so much as touched an inch of light from outside would mutate into some horrid beast, a fate that had befalling most of your neighbors by the time you woke up. Eyes ripped themselves from beneath wiggling flesh, teeth swelled across skin like pimples and spread across the body like tumours and bodies stretched and contorted as if they were made out of a fleshy, bloody and sometimes screaming clay. Even the apartment block itself was distorting with hallways seeming like they were going on forever and apartments becoming their own biomes although some were more exotic than others. However, it wasn’t all terrible as you had managed to gain a few roommates over your time running around your apartment block which consisted of a boy with a giant mouth for a face, a pair of punks that had somehow managed to get to your apartment… and a vending machine.

The vending machine was a woman named Audrey who was rather well adjusted for a woman who had found herself fused into a drink dispenser with you having encountered her when you got onto the first floor and saw a vending machine was dispensing advice. Curious, you pressed the button and waited only to see that a grey can would come rolling out of the slot, the writing that covered its edges telling you that her name was Audrey and to warn you about a monster nearby. You would have a bit of conversation with Audrey, the woman explaining to you that she was actually a vending machine and that she didn’t find it too bad compared to everything else going on and you went your separate ways as you went to investigate more of the distorted apartments that laid in the block.

By the time you came back Audrey was asleep in the hallway, revealing that she has a more monstrous form with a series of stubby limbs resting on the ground, the drinks port contorted into a large, fanged maw. You attempted to walk by without disturbing her, failing to do so and causing the woman’s many eyes to snap open and see you where they soon widened where she then turned back into her more traditional vending machine form. Before you had the chance to apologise for waking her or even speak at all, a can would be spat at you with the can being inscribed with a very panicked apology about seeing her true form. You insisted that it was fine and that you didn’t need the discount she offered before you realized that was writing at the bottom of the can telling you she was running out of cans and therefore running out of chances to speak.

You offered to help and she would dispense another can, the woman saying she didn’t even know if she could be helped because she didn’t know how her vending machine biology worked at all. However, you knew that there should be a restock port at the back and, after asking Audrey to move forward slightly,  you took a glance at behind the vending machine and would reveal that there was one there, albeit locked with the key nowhere in sight. However there was an inscription of the word mutt on the bottom of it which you recognised as a shopkeeper on the ground floor, running a shop called Mutts fish and chips. It didn’t sell fish nor chips but you knew that he did sell random stuff he found around the complex and if he had the key he’d certainly go about selling it to you.

You told Audrey you would get the restock key and walked away, the woman nodding as much as a vending machine could  as you walked over the Mutts store, waving at the people who were taking refuge there as you entered. You walked over to Mutt and asked if he had the key where he revealed he did have it and, in a surprising moment of charity, he gave you the key free of charge. You walked back to the machine, managing to dodge a few much more aggressive monsters before you told her that you had got the key, the woman scooting forward as she let you mess with her restock slot. You stuck the key inside, hearing a bit of rattling come from the woman before you twisted it around and opened it up, your eyes widening as you saw what was inside.

It was a mess of flesh and organs, clusters of teeth clinging to parts of her flesh whilst wiggling organs of undetermined purpose clenching at the feeling of cold air hitting them as a pair of tendrils grabbed ahold of the door. They curled around it before slamming it shut, the woman turning around and giving you a nod before she ran off somewhere, presumably to place some more cans inside of her. You waited for a few minutes for her to come back and she did with you sticking a coin inside of her where you got a can expressing her gratitude for getting her the restock key. Then you asked if she wanted to come and live with you instead of just living in the hallway and she said she’d be happy too and the rest was history, the woman now staying in your apartment. 

Now you were making yourself breakfast, the curtains soaking in any and all light that could possibly come through them as you looked over the rest of the occupants of your apartment, seeing that Joel was playing some games although how he did that without eyes was a mystery. Meanwhile Monty and Zaria had excused yourself from your bedroom and were messing around with some coins of which Monty appeared to be trying to melt with a lighter and Audrey seemed to be rather relaxed, just resting by the kitchen counter. You placed your plate down and walked over to the machine who was currently enjoying the quiet, taking the opportunity to get a good look at the woman’s form properly for the first time now you weren’t being harassed by monsters.

The first place that you looked was her face, a series of eyes of varying different colours and sizes covering the right side of her head, a diamond of four larger eyes being on the other side, the metal around them bending like it was muscle tissue. Your eyes then glanced down at her mouth, seeing that the slot was twisted across the entire width of her front, the woman’s metal lips being lined with a set of sharp white teeth, the coin slot seemingly lacking the same teeth despite the fact it was how she actually ate from what you could tell although you could still see is it expanded and unexpanded slightly into the air. Your eyes then moved down to her  underside of which were covered in several small, stumpy limbs with each one of them being roughly as large as your thigh as well as two digits at the front with you thinking that they almost resembled fleshy hooves. You briefly glanced over to her sides to see that there was a few flyers and a vent being attached to one end and a brand being attached to the other as you walked in front of the half mechanical woman.

“Hey, you doing alright there?” You asked as you heard as the woman rattled for a few moments, the can then coming shuddering out of her mouth and landing right in your hand.

“Yeah I’m doing about as good as I can be.” The front of the can said as you looked on the back to see another message scrawled onto the silver aluminium. “It’s nice though, having a place to stay and all.” 

“Yeah, it’s safer here than out there.” You said before you heard a pained yelp come from the side of you, seeing Zaria shaking her hand and a steaming coin on the ground. “Mostly.” You said as you’d heard as the woman let out a series of clanking sounds before another can fell out of her body which you picked up.

“Hahahahahahaahaha, Yeah.” The can read with there being a stick figure laughing underneath it. You then turned the can around just in case there was something on the back to see she was going to say something but it had been rapidly scribbled out, the woman glancing around nervously when she realized you had turned the can around.

“You can tell me what you want, I ain’t gonna be mad at you.” You explained, figuring that it may just be a minor embarrassing thing about her new anatomy she wanted sorted out, the woman’s body shaking before she dropped another can.

“Can we go in your room because it’s kinda awkward and I don’t want to write it where someone else could see it.” She explained, the writing on the can becoming smaller and smaller as she tried to keep it all on one side. 

“Sure, it will be nice to actually be in my own bedroom for once.” You said, being glad that the pair of delinquents were up to their own activities as Audrey nodded and hurried inside, her varying cans ratting somewhat as you followed her within. As soon as you shut the door you’d hear a loud clunk, seeing that she had transformed into her vending machine form again, the woman clearly wanting you to examine something on her. You’d scan her body for a few moments before you’d look over to see the selection of drinks had changed, one of them being replaced with an image of her sucking your cock.

“Oh.” You said, the woman quickly transformed into her more monstrous form and spitting out a can which you managed to catch as it rolled out of her mouth.

“Yeah, there’s a reason I couldn’t tell you out there.” The front of the can read before you turned it around to look at the back. “So, are you wanting to do it then?” The can asked as you looked back up at the woman.

“I mean, are you sure you want to suck my dick? It’s not like I’ve ever had sex with a vending machine so I don’t really know how to make this feel good for you.” You explained, the woman’s body rattling for a moment before she shot out a can at you.

“I haven’t had sex AS a vending machine so it’ll be an experience for the both of us.” The can explained as you turned around, hearing as the aluminium crinkled somewhat in your hands. “Also I miss giving head.” It read with a drawing of a shrugging stick person. You let silence move through the air for several moments before you figured that there would be, ideally, no adverse effects of getting head from the living vending machine.

“Alright, let’s do this.” You said, the woman’s body rattling rapidly before she spat out a can.

“Great just drop those trousers and let’s get to it!!!” The can stated, the writing on the can looking very rushed which seemed to indicate that she was rather excited by the thought of what was about to happen to her. You would do as the can said, moving your hands to your trousers and taking them off, attempting to throw them into your cupboard and watching as they bounced off the door and into a clump on the floor. Your underwear soon followed, joining your trousers in the pile as your half hard cock flopped out into the air, a smile moving across the woman’s fanged jaw as she moved closer, ratting somewhat before she spat a can into your hand. “Oooh nice and big! Now let's have some fun shall we?” The can asked, once again lacking any punctuation as you nodded at her.

The woman then proceeded to move onto her hind legs, the sound of rattling cans and boxes echoing out of the flesh and metal prism that was her body before she tipped herself forward, clutching ahold of your legs with her hoof-like hands. She would go about adjusting herself a bit, making sure that you weren’t bearing too much of her weight against you as her warm breath would drift across your cock. You’d grow harder as the flow of air hit you, briefly gazing down at the fanged maw beneath you before looking up at her eyes, staring into them before you’d see them flutter at you. Figuring your cock was hard enough, you’d move your hands to either side of her head, feeling the weight of her body in your hands as you would push yourself inside of her mouth.

You’d feel the warmth of her for a few seconds, feeling as the humid air lingered on your skin before her tongue wrapped around your member, a gasp escaping your mouth as you’d grip her chassis harder. The woman’s tongue was large and wet, practically dripping with thick spit as you’d feel each muscle inside of it stretch and contract around your cock as it wrapped around you firmly enough not to fall from her grasp. After a few seconds of getting used to the feeling and taste of your cock she’d begun to move the wet organ forward, drifting it across your member as her insides rattled around in glee. Meanwhile you were feeling as her body moved slightly forward, pushing more of her weight onto your body as you quickly realized that you needed some countermovement to avoid being crushed. 

You decided the best idea was to thrust inside of her, gently pushing against her tongue and dragging your pre-dripping cock across the wet surface, smearing her tastebuds with the taste of your lust making her insides groan in pleasure. You’d feel as your veins began to flare out across your cock, pushing against her tongue even more which only enhanced the feeling of the blowjob the machine was giving you. You’d feel as her fingers flexed against your thighs and rubbed across your skin before her tongue slowly came to a stop, the tip of the wet organ positioning itself just under your tip to catch anything that dripped off it. After a few seconds of feeling her tongue twisting around you’d then feel as the woman’s tongue began to move faster across your cock. 

Instead of the more gentle and relaxed movements she was doing before the woman instead opted for quicker and harsher movements across your cock, ones that made your fingers curl around the edges of her casing to feel the cold sheet metal that made up her back. You’d feel as spit would fly up and hit against your skin, dripping down across your balls and thighs before you suddenly felt a wet sensation hit against your balls. You would see that the woman's tongue had extended somewhat in order to close the distance, curling around your balls to massage them as you felt the woman swaying more and more in the air. Deciding you didn’t want to be outdone or crushed by the woman you would start thrusting faster against her,hitting against her plastic and metal framing with a loud slam.

As you thrusted and she lapped at your cock it almost like a competition was forming between the two of you about who’d be able to pleasure the other with it seeming like it was a stalemate judging by the clanking noises coming from her casing. You looked into her eyes to see a variety of emotions across them from lust to love to excitement, her eyelids fluttering wildly as you felt the weight of her body against your arms and legs. Lewd noses escaped from her mouth as she slurped and twisted against your cock, some drool dripping down across her sides of her mouth and onto her legs. Suddenly you felt as her tongue hitched in her mouth, twisting itself upwards before doing a couple more laps around your member before she would writhe her entire tongue across your member.

You’d feel as every inch of the shifting mass of meat brushed across your member, making sure that even the most neglected and sensitive parts of your cock were being pleasured, causing you to moan into her metal. Your fingers pushed down the hardest you could make them, the sound of the metal plate shifting slightly downwards being muffled by the wet squelching that was echoing from her mouth. The woman also made sure not to neglect your balls as you thrusted, the tip of her tongue positioning itself so it would lick your balls whenever you thrusted into her maw. You could hear the insides of the vending machine rattling and groaning in pleasure with it sounding like the cans inside of her were being thrown around you were surprised one had fallen out of her mouth yet.

A few moments later and you’d realise that your cock was throbbing inside of her mouth, pushing against her tongue which the woman responded too by wrapping around your cock just a slight bit tighter. You’d also feel as a pressure began to build up at the tip of your cock, the feeling growing more and more intense  as your orgasm rapidly came upon you, the rattling of metal and the pleasures of flesh making the entire thing overstimulating. The pressure soon began to crawl across your entire member as your orgasm got closer to crashing into you as the woman struggled to stay upright. Suddenly you'd feel as the dam would burst and you started to cum inside of her, the woman closing her mouth the best that she could as her tongue kept ahold of your member.

The first ropes burst out of your cock and spattered across her tongue, giving her tastebuds a good sampling of your cum as the second set of ropes would spray across her mouth and whatever part of her counted as her throat. As the orgasm continued your ropes would shoot further and deeper inside of her, giving her mouth a good coping of your cum as you clung onto her for dear life.  Your orgasm soon reached its peak, a massive amount of cum escaping your cock and hitting the back of her throat, a loud gargle escaping her mouth as she choked on your cum, losing balance and moving backwards. You pulled her forward, shooting the rest of your seed into her teeth as you tried to keep her from falling down, the woman eventually managing to tip herself so she sat herself down with you joining her a moment later.

You and her sat there for several moments, the two of you needing to get a breather before you started to hear the sound of her machinery buzzing inside of her, the can seemingly taking a while to come out. After a moment she would let the can drop out of her maw lazily with you grabbing ahold of it to read what she said. “That was pretty fun!” The can said with you turning it around to see a crude drawing of you and her in bed together, the woman somehow smoking a cigarette in the drawing despite her vending machine body.

“It was! Hope it felt good at the very least.” You said as you heard her rattling again before she dropped another can out of her stomach.

“It felt great! Can’t really moan anymore or else I’d have shot 50 something cans at you.” She explained as turned the can around. “Felt amazing though. First time I’ve done that in ages.” The back of the can read as you placed it down beside her.

“Well maybe we can do it more often.” You said, resting yourself back against the bed, the woman doing the same. “Wanna rest here for a bit?” You asked with the woman nodding at you as you and her would sit there in silence. As you sat there you wondered if you would have done any of what you’d had just done if the end of the world hadn’t arrived before to realize that you wouldn't, figuring that maybe the end of the world was good for something after all.