Ricebowl 70

  As a member of the Koprulu Wilderness Society, you had taken a great love for all forms of nature, even those considered hostile to Terrans like the Zerg with you being able to stay out of the war for now due to the soul fact that you were so far away from it that you didn’t need to get involved with yet just yet. However, just because you weren’t roaming around the front didn’t mean that you were sitting around and doing nothing the entire day since you had been going on a trip across several of the fringe worlds, scanning each and everyone for new species and counting the ones that were known to exist on other worlds, slowly being able to map the correlation between those worlds that had been colonized and those that had been left on their own to hover around the darkness endlessly. You had seen several traces of Zergs landing on planets, ship parts here and imported animals there with you wondering what could have possibly happened to make the Zerg leave the planets in the fir...

  When most people talked about their roommates and the issues around them they would generally talk about how their friend was a pothead who was smoking inside the house and setting off the fire alarm and not what you were talking about which was the ever tenuous relationship between a pair of demons that you had taken with you. One of the demons was Valak, a demon from long before you were around and haunting various places around the world before you were sent to her location to exorcize her although instead of banishing the demon back to hell where she belonged you instead had sex with her and imprisoned her within your house. Annabelle was very much the same being a possessed doll that was older then you are and you had managed to exorcize her in the same way, having constant sex with her until she would submit to you and you imprisoned her within your home with you figuring the two demons would make friends among themselves. It turns out you were wrong to make that assumption...

  Some people didn’t really like demons, calling them crass or rude or simply rather annoying but you didn’t mind them in the slightest, least of all because they knew how to pull off a pretty excellent party as well especially when that party was taking place in the city of Pandemonium itself, right in the middle of the hot, pits of Hell. You could best describe the city as a mixture of London and Las Vegas, grand regal palaces belonging to Lucifer and a few of the Ars Goetia who hadn’t expanded out, some like Stolas even trying to build their own space station so they could chill out up above with the rest of the demons in pandemonium either living around the bustling entertainment districts, visiting the districts or working at the districts. In said districts there was pretty much every vice known to man and even a couple that weren’t with their being so many casinos the wildlife had been using the sounds of slot machines as mating calls and so many brothels you’d be surprised ...

  There was many ways that you and intended to be spending your afternoon with you thinking you’d may just go up to the local burger joint and enjoy some greasy, meaty junk food but unfortunately for you it seemed like you were going to spend your evening splayed across the door, bleeding half to death as you laid there. You had got into this suboptimal situation in a act of kindness, looking down the road to see a mother and her young child walking across it and then looking further down the road to see a out of control cement truck hurtling towards them, the driver seeming unable to brake before you decided to save the two people from their vehicular doom, pushing them out of the way, leaving you to face the truck in this fight with the truck being the rather obvious victor. As such you were sent flying across the road with you being able to get yourself enough air that you didn’t go under the wheels of the truck, landing on the pavement and feeling nothing for a couple seconds, ...