Sales pitch (Goblin)

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 It had been a long,long while that you had been back in town and you had quite the fight over in the dungeon of Kallisas, the underground prison being filled with all sorts of twisted beasts , those whose organs bulged  and strained against their skin and those whose eyes wept blood at an excessive level. After hours of carving, fighting and drinking potions to cure yourself of the infection that had inflicted the beasts around you, you’d eventually come across the gestalt dragon, a dragon made out of the discarded flesh and organs of all the other adventures that had arrived here as well as the run off of its own victims. The fight was great and a lot of blood was spilled, the putrid smell of dried blood and rotting organs still stinging your nose even now but, despite all of that, you’d manage to kill the dragon and lift the curse that it had over the area around it, trapping the putrid blood underground and allowing the world above to become safe. After washing in a passing lake and drinking some water you had walked back home, smiling as you saw all the villagers around you happily talking to themselves although you didn’t know if they could still smell the rot on your armor or not.

You’d feel your side ached as you walked, pushing your hand on it and feeling the wound that was throbbing in pain, letting out a grunt as you thought about how you got it. The dragon had swiped you with its wing, throwing you into the air and slamming you into a wall, a bit of the concrete scratching against your skin and causing the wound. This would have been healed fully with a healing potion but, unfortunately for you, you had half of one, a couple of them being smashed when she threw you across the room. You drunk what was left of the concoction which stopped the bleeding but did little to seal the wound up properly which meant that your first stop was going to be to a potion seller although,as you checked your pockets, you realised there was a slight issue.

You didn’t have any gold at all, having used the last of it on the equipment and potions that you needed to slay the dragon with you having banked on the fact the dragon would be hoarding gold like most dragons do. However this one had rejected such needs as “the dead had no desire for money” which was a shame because you almost certainly had a desire for money given the pain going through your side. You didn’t really have anything you wanted to sell nor did you jabs the strength to go out to slay some enemies and steal their money so your goal was to go into the potion sellers shop and offer them a service of some kind. It could be moving boxes or escorting them, you’d didn’t really mind what as long as you were able to go about doing it for them.

With that came another issue and that was finding a seller that would actually allow you to do that for them instead of simply kicking you out for the gold that they warned. This would mean that you were priced out of any human vendors and you highly doubted that any deerkind dealers would allow you to go without paying as well, especially given you were unable to harness the magic they desired they’d use. You then remembered that there was a potion shop in the more shady side of town, one that was willing to barter over the table for anything that could benefit the owner. You also knew that the owner was a goblin and you knew Goblins would also take nearly anything they could trade which meant that you decided to go over and see if you could get some potions off her.

It didn’t take very long to get to the shady side of town, the buildings being somewhat more dodgy looking and a mixture of vendors and thieves roaming the streets as you searched for the storefront you wanted to go into. You’d be walking for a couple or so minutes before you found the storefront you were searching for, seeing the woman had hastily put a sign saying “Ginueste’s potion shop” with various arrows pointing at the door as if she was begging you to come inside of the building. Luckily for her she didn’t need to do much begging with you walking through the relatively calm streets before you reached the door and entered inside, glancing around to see potions adorning the wall and a somewhat small looking shopkeeper staring at you.

The first place that you looked at the small woman was the head, seeing as her wide and large ears pushed out into the air which seemed to contrast well with her bald head which was customary for goblins. You then looked into the woman’s eyes, seeing that they were black with Yellow Irisis, the woman glancing around the place as you drifted across her crooked nose before looking at her mouth, the woman’s maw having a sharp set of teeth hidden within all of which were white which was shocking given the hygiene of some goblins that you had seen.  You then looked to the rest of her body, the small woman clearly resting her feet on some kind of stool to make sure that she could actually see over the counter, the woman also wearing a black cloak over her body. However, the material clearly grew thinner over time which meant that you could see right through which meant that, due to the cloak also being so tight fitting, you could see every single inch of her breasts, the woman’s nipples poking out to the fabric as you saw her grin at you.

“Ah, a customer! What are you desiring then, sir!” She asked as she would lean over the desk somewhat, the woman’s claws digging into the wood as you responded.

“Healing potions. A lot of healing potions.” You said, the woman moving herself closer to you before she realised her stool was going to fall over which caused her to quickly back up slightly.

“I got that! Now, how much gold have ya got on ya?” She asked, the woman sounding rather giddy to conduct a sale with your face faltering somewhat before you responded.

“That’s the issue, I haven’t got any good to give you. I’m willing to do anything else though, as long as I can get the potions I need.” You explained, the woman visibly thinking for a moment before she responded to you.

“That seems fair ta me! Now, what can I put ya up too then?” She said as she thought for several moments, the woman pacing around in a circle on the stool she was standing on top of, the woman letting out a few humming noises before she suddenly stopped. She then proceeded to turn herself so that she was facing you, the woman having a massive grin on her face she she looked up and down your body. “Anything, ya say?”

“Anything at all.” You explained, the woman nodding as she would proceed to hop off her stool.

“Follow me to the back, human. I have exactly what you’ll need to do here.” She explained as she would run to the back of the building with you slowly falling behind, the woman chuckling to herself as she did so. You were rather concerned about what she wanted especially given how goblins weren’t too good at keeping their plans a secret with you turning a couple corners and eventually ending up inside what seemed to be a bedroom. The woman had made her way onto the bed of which seemed to be built for a human and not a goblin given how big it was compared to her, the woman having made a little makeshift staircase by the side of her. The woman proceeded to grab ahold of the back of her cloak and started to undo it, flicking the strings from her back and letting it fall off her small green body.

The woman would stand there for several moments, sticking her fat chest out and causing her tits to bounce around somewhat as she would smirk and start talking. “If ya want to get those potions, I want ya to go about havin’ sex with me!” She explained as she would proceed to strike another pose, laying herself on the bed as she continued her explanation. “Now, ya can fuck my anyway ya want as long as ya come and give me a good time, human. So hurry up and get naked so ya can pound me already!” She said, the woman seeming very eager as you decided you might as well take the offer. You’d nod and proceeded to start taking off your armour, metal clattering across the ground as her eyes grew larger the more naked you got until you finally slipped off your undergarments and let your cock spring free.

“Oooh, well aren’t you looking impressive!” She said with a grin as she watched you climb onto the bed with her, the woman’s legs spreading and revealing her plump pussy to you as she would grin. “Come on, don’t leave me waiting, traveler!” She said as you grabbed ahold of her small legs, pulling them aside somewhat as you’d then proceed to move your cock to her pussy, hearing as she let out a gasp as you began to grind your cock against her pussy. You’d feel as her fluids would lube up your cock with you fighting that you need it given how small she was compared to you, a smile moving across your face. With that you proceeded to drive yourself down into her, letting out a loud groan into the air as you’d feel her tight insides wrapping around your member.

The woman’s legs twitched around in your grasp as you looked to see a small bulge in her stomach, feeling her inner walls clenching around your cock. You’d let your member rest inside of her for a few moments before you’d start moving away, letting the woman get used to your member stretching inside of her, feeling as fluids dripped off your cock with each inch that you pulled out of her. Eventually it would get to the point where there was an inch or so of your cock inside of her,letting out a groan as you’d feel her pussy lips wrapping around your member desperately and eagerly, clearly wanting more. You decided to not deprive her of such things, moving your hips backwards a slight bit further before ramming yourself deep inside of her once again.

 

You’d repeat this process several times over, moving your hips up and down and slamming into her much smaller ones each time, feeling her body quake as her moans echoed across the air. The woman’s claws dug into the mattress,scratching against the floor as you’d feel her legs hook around and push against the side of your legs, trying to keep herself connected to you and trying to make sure that you would stay inside of her. “Mmph, keep going! Keep pounding me!” She groaned out into the air, her tongue lashing against her teeth as you’d watch as her ears twitched around the air more and more. You’d then start to move your body so you were further over her body, your shadow moving over her own and her waist now off the mattress as you started to move once again.

With the woman in her new position you’d start to move faster against her body, driving the full weight of your thrusts down into her hips and back which meant you could push even deeper inside her. You’d feel her lower lips kiss your base as you thrusted, hearing the moans of pure delight echoing from underneath you as you’d move your hands away from her legs and to her sides, one of them landing on her waist and the other one landing by her ribs. You’d feel as the womans pussy clenching rapidly against your member, rubbing and pushing against your veins and your glands as she’d try to adjust, struggling due to the speed and strength of your thrusts as you’d watch her hands reach up and grab ahold of your arms to stabilize herself, claws digging into your skin somewhat.

“Mmph, you’re so big! Good lord, you’re stretching me out!” She moaned as she felt your cock pushing against her insides, stretching her out more and more. You’d feel your heart racing inside of your chest, blood flowing around your body as you’d proceed to clutch ahold of one of her breasts in your hand, the woman’s hard nipple pushing against your palm as she let out a gasp into the air. From there you’d go about grinding your palm against her nipple, rubbing and pushing across it as you’d hear a chorus of moans escape from her mouth, the woman groaning louder as louder as you groped away. You’d make your body again so both of your hands were on her breasts, the woman practically resting against your legs as you began to move even faster than before.

At this point your balls were slapping off her rear, the woman’s moans being able to be just loud enough to overpower the wet slapping sounds of flesh lustfully clashing against your flesh. You’d feel as the woman’s body started to clench more and more rapidly around your member, seemingly no longer focusing on making sure your cock was  inside and instead making sure that she could milk as much cum out of you as quickly as she possibly could. The woman would try and speak to you but all she could manage to get out was more and more moans, the woman’s entire body shifting around as you’d feel her nails dig into you. You’d respond by groping her breasts even harder than you did beforehand, rubbing and pushing against her nipples more and more.

That’s when you felt yourself start to throb inside of her, the pulsing causing your cock to push against her inner walls before they responded by clenching back. You’d then feel as a pressure began to appear, nestling at the tip of your member as you tried to keep your orgasm inside of you, feeling the pressure building up with every thrust that you made into her, the woman letting out a few growls as she felt you thrust. “Hurry up and cum inside me!” She groaned out as she would recognise that you were getting closer and closer to orgasm and  soon you were unable to take it anymore,gasping into the air as you slammed inside of her, feeling as she wrapped around your cock as you came deep into her.

The first rope shot out of your cock, pushing deep inside of her and letting her shout out a loud man as the ropes covered her inner walls, making her twitch all the while. More and more cum would escape your cock,already hitting as deep as possible due to the fact that she was so small which meant you could see her stomach slightly expand before your orgasm would suddenly reach its peak. From there a rather massive amount of cum escaped your member, the woman yelping as she felt herself stretch from your cum, a slight bit of drool escaping your mouth as she rested against the side of the pillow. Eventually your orgasm would come to a end, the ropes growing smaller and smaller before they turned into mere drops, both of you panting loudly.

It would take a few moments before you popped out of her pussy, hearing the woman let out a gasp as cum drooled out of her pussy, covering the mattress as you’d lay down beside her, panting into the air as you’d do so. Both would just lay there, trying to get over what had happened to you both as you’d look down at her smaller body, the woman’s tongue lashing against her own teeth slightly as she turned her head to you, pushing her ear to the side somewhat as she would speak. “Well… that was amazing, MR! Now, shall we rest before I get you some potions?” She asked as you nodded in her direction, the woman letting out a laugh to herself as she rested against the bed with you, the woman letting out a sigh to yourself with you making sure to remember to come here whenever you needed to get some more potions.